Is This Real Life: Rick Ross Talks Instagram Massage Pics, Not Being Afraid Of Real Gangsters & More Posted by Danielle Harling on 12/11/12 | Filed under Videos, Rick Ross

In case you didn't get the memo, Rick Ross recently canceled the remainder of his tour dates following threats from gang members in various states. Well, the rapper recently hit up Miami’s 99 Jamz and revealed that [in his mind] he canceled the tour due to a crappy promoter. I'm pretty sure no one's falling for Rawse's promoter excuse, but there are some extremely hilarious quotes in this interview. Here are just a few gems:

"I could put 1,000 gangsters in any hood, but that's not what I'm here for."

And by "gangsters," he does in fact mean "corrections officers."

"If anybody got Instagram, get on my Instagram. You'll see me getting a massage on one of those Instagrams. I was in the Palms, out in Vegas, I made the best of the night."

Who in thee hell actually searches Instagram for a picture of what I'm assuming is a topless Rick Ross getting a massage?

"I have no problem going to North Carolina or South Carolina. Where the ladies are brown skin, brown eyes, they got nice curls, and they make the best apple pie."

Leave it to Rick Ross to include a random a** mention of apple pie in an interview concerning gangsters and tour cancellations.

"I canceled the rest of the tour due to the promoter wasn't really handling his business."

So to get back at a janky promoter you cancel your own tour? Oh yeah, that makes complete sense!

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