Rick Ross & Lil Wayne Release “9 Piece” Video Minus The Chicken Wings (Video Breakdown)

Lil Wayne and Rick Ross in a video together? Now that’s an immediate video breakdown. Earlier today the duo released the full version of their song “9 Piece.” You know, the song where they use the exact same beat from “Pacman.” So creative. Anywho, check out this video breakdown of “9 Piece.”



0:01 - I know “9 Piece” is probably some kind of drug reference, but there still better be a Church’s Chicken, KFC, or Popeye’s mention in this video. Preferably Popeye’s because their mashed potatoes are banging!

0:07 – A guy drinking from a water bottle in slow motion? Can you say suspect?

0:14 – I’m gonna need for Rick Ross to stop speaking in Spanish. You sir are not Puerto Rican.

0:23 – Ha! That guy’s selling dope…straight off the Pay Phone.

0:29 – Pretty girls who carry guns seem to only exist in Hip-Hop music videos.

0:32 – Is that a fake 8 Ball and MJG? Seriously? You couldn’t find the real 8 Ball and MJG?

0:40 – Rick Ross’ beard always reminds me of a neatly trimmed bush in the park.

1:02 – Why do rappers insist on wearing sunglasses in the mostly dimly lit of places?

1:12 – Ahh, so is this where the 9 piece of chicken comes in?

1:14 – I’m sooo tired of this dude talking about selling dope straight off the iPhone. I hope Steve Jobs comes for that ass!

1:33 – After further investigation I have to say that that is in fact the real 8 Ball and MJG in this video. Sorry I ever doubted you Ross.

1:43 – Lil Wayne, you’re speaking to someone on an iPhone not an old-fashioned flip phone so you don’t need to be that damn close. They can hear you!

2:01 – Talk about anti-climactic. Can somebody just shoot someone already?!

2:18 – Probably isn’t the best idea to talk about selling dope right next to a police officer. You think Ross would know that.

2:25 – Hmm, is that lemonade flavored Nuvo on Khaled’s table?

2:27 – Hey! Those aren’t Beats By Dre! Traitor!!

3:06 – Lil Wayne making funny faces is pretty darn hilarious.

3:07 – Wooooah! Why are there boobies all up on my screen?

3:17 – Is that Ne-Yo?

4:00 – So that whole diner scene was pretty pointless, eh?