Quick Hit: This Review of Drake’s “Take Care” is F**king Hilarious

("...slide down a rainbow witta cape on his back n a tote bag full of sweaters he jus finished crocheting...)

I'm pretty deep in the album review game myself (word to the mothership) but I'd somehow never heard of Big Ghost until the homie Lyriciss gave me the heads up yesterday. Simply put, I'm already perfectly willing to declare this man's review of Drake's "Take Care" the most hilarious Drizzy breakdown on the interwebs. Just check out the intro:

"Ayo whattup yall...the Hands of Zeus aka Thor Molecules aka Phantom Raviolis aka Cocaine Biceps... otherwise known as The Blog King n the Inventor of the Slap...is now officially back in the building namsayin. As summa yalls already kno...the god aint really no big fan of the nigga whose album Im bout to discuss nahmean. But Imma give this shit a unbiased real ass nigga persective yo. Imma ga'head n introduce the nigga now namsayin. Ayo...kinda like ya boy Big Ghost...son goes by many names b...Drizzy or Aubrey or jus Aubs...n the Artist Formerly Known as Wheelchair Jimmy nahmean. But yalls might know him as The Kitten Whisperer aka The Harvester of Pauses aka The Taio Cruz of Hip Hop aka Young Garnier Fructis the pre-cum baby aka Jennifer Aniston's favorite emcee....n the muthafucka most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet aka The Michael Buble of Rap or that nigga witta beatin vagina for a heart that you be hearin on the radio sandwiched between Katy Perry n Lady Gaga joints all day aka Justin Biebers beard n the only nigga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands...the vagina nectar-garglin nigga who makes lambs look dangerous hisself.....otherwise known as the Human Electric Slide... OctobVariesOwn....Drake."

That Kitten Whisperer line alone had me dying. For the entire review, click here. Enjoy.