Aziz Ansari Blasts Cudi, Kanye, Drake and More on “Raaaaaaaandy Aaaaaaaangry” (Listen & Download)

Aziz Ansari, the comedian we last heard detailing a crazy night he spent with Kanye, is putting together a mixtape with producer Dave Sitek under his rap pseudonym Raaaaaaaady (that's Randy with eight as, spell it right). Well apparently things aren't going well, because today Ansari Raaaaaaaandy unleashed the mother of all diss tracks, "Raaaaaaaandy Aaaaaaaangry", blasting nearly every major rapper in the game for not getting their verses for the mixtape in. Kid Cudi, Dr. Dre, Drake, everyone gets it.

Here's a quick reference sheet of laugh-out-loud lines as you listen. Player is at the bottom of the page.

Kid Cudi: "I don't know what 'solo dolo' means, but I think it means your solo verse is slow as shit."
Jay-Z: "Where's your verse? Did Colplay have to wait this long? Probably not."
Ludacris: "We sent you those beats months ago. What, are you too busy hanging out with Justin Beiber all day?"
Drake: "How bout this? Drake's email is .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) . Oh yeah Drake, you're really ballin with that hotmail address."
Dr. Dre: "What, are you too busy designing overpriced headphones? How about some verses by Dr. Dre verses!?"
Clipse: "The nest time you're cooking crack, can you look in that oven and see if there's some verses for me in there?"
MF DOOM: "Send one of the fake ones, put a mask on anyone, we don't give a shit."
Mos Def: "Oh, I guess you'll send it over once you finish that second Blackstar album? I've been waiting for that shit since high school."
Kanye: "Quit updating your blog and send a verse. 'Here's a dope couch I saw.' Can you sit on that couch and write a verse real quick?"

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