Lil Wayne’s Verse on “Bang Bang Pow Pow” Makes Me Want to Punch a Baby (Listen & Download)

I swear Lil Wayne's doing this just to fuck with me. I fucking swear. Just one day after I spent an inordinate amount of time arguing that he was still one of the best rappers in the game, LIl Wayne shows up on T-Pain's new single "Bang Bang Pow Pow" with an atrocious verse. For the record, besides the easy to make fun of title - why stop there? Why not "Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow"? - I really don't mind this from Pain. The T-Minus beat legitimately bangs and this is exactly the kind of beat Pain works best with.

But that Wayne verse? Eeeechh.

“I go so hard they call me go so hard”

Really? Fucking really? Just....really?

"Fuckin up the church money like an altar boy."

I don't think an altar boy is who you think they are.

"I told a midget I do it big...hippopotamus."



I'd tell you that T-Pain's epically delayed new album, "rEVOLVEr", will finally be dropping December 6, but hopefully the absynthe I'm drinking like Gatorade to wipe this verse from by brain will have killed me long before then.