Fails of the Week:  Ball Cleaning, Azz Dropping, an Overrated Katy Perry & More…

Schadenfreude is a psychological terms used to describe someone who takes pleasure in the failure of others (aka haters), and while I certainly didn't derive any enjoyment from some of the epic f**k ups below, they were too egregious not to be called out. In the third of an ongoing series that will include the best...or worst...fails of the week from the world of hip-hop, sports, pop culture and beyond, I examine skateboard P's failed attempt to get a handful of Oprah, Snoop's horrendous "California Girls" track and much more...

Katy Perry's the Sexiest Woman Alive? Really Maxim? Really?

You've got to be motherf-ing kidding me Maxim. After a weekend of glue-sniffing the editors of Maxim chose Perry to top their annual "100 Hottest Women Alive" list, which is kind of like picking Lloyd Banks as the best rapper alive. She's ok, I guess, but there is no f**king way she's even in the same sentence as Eva Mendes, Kim Kardashian, Rosa Acosta, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Rihanna, and come to think of it, about 100 other women. Hell, even Danica McKellar (who played Winnie Cooper on "Wonder Years") is hotter. Damn, I am really worked up about this.

"Clean My Balls" (a.k.a. The Day Hip-Hop Died)

The funniest part? He's a virgin.

Let It Go Juvenile, Let It Go

Listening to Juvenile try to resurrect the "Back That Azz Up" franchise with his new "Drop That Azz" is like watching a 45-year-old woman with Botox and rubber breasts try to hold her own next to the pretty young things on Rodeo Drive (L.A.-centric reference, but you get the point). I'm not saying the man needs to start making politically conscious rap, I'm just saying that dropping what essentially amounts to a remix 12 years after his first (and biggest) hit dropped feels a little desperate.

Plies "Kitty Kitty"

Plies may be the epitome of he time-tested "it doesn't matter how ugly a dude is if he's a famous rapper" rule. The man's 5'4" (seriously) looks like he got beat with a sack full of ugly, which is why every time I hear him say something like " " I throw up in my mouth a little bit. The fact that people apparently want to hear him rhyme about "something" makes me question the future of humanity. (Track's below.)