Believe me, over the last week approximately 47 thousand rappers had the exact same idea; I should make a song about Charlie Sheen! - and about 19 thousand of them decided to email me about it. Needless to say very few of them were even remotely listenable, except for
Chamillionaire's "
Charlie Sheen". Or more specifically,
Killer Mike's guest verse on Chamillionaire's "Charlie Sheen" is f**king incredible.
That's not a shot at Cham, he does a perfectly respectable job, but we all need to take a moment to appreciate Killer Mike's work here. At the risk of simply typing out his entire verse, check out these gems:
* "Say I'm on that Carlos Estevez, I'm winning ho / I'm swimmin in women who love women so I'm bi-winnin ho."
* "Try wakin up on Egyptian linen with Egyptian women / I'm talking the hottest goddesses wake me up with massages (massagasess)."
* "And you don't get rich to have one bitch, I ain't a Quaker."
I don't have time to reference check all of those, think it over or Google that shit. The point is, this might just be the guest verse of the year so far. Seriously. Let me know if you've got other nominees, but until I hear better, I'm callin it. Killer Mike, guest verse of the year.

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Play Chamillionaire ft. Killer Mike - Charlie Sheen