Affion Crockett Drops Hilarious VH1 Hip-Hop Honors Spoof (Video) Posted by Nathan S. on 10/24/09 | Filed under

Affion Crockett, whom a lot of folks will recognize mostly from his work on Wild n' Out, has been making a reputation for himself lately as one of best impressionists working by releasing a series of hip-hop related spoofs. In his latest edition Crockett does a hilarious take on Russell Simmons' interviews on VH1 Hip-Hop Honors, during which I pointed out he dropped more f-bombs than a drunken dockworker. Enjoy:



The Refined Take:

It's a little hard to make jokes about a spoof video, so instead, here's my five favorite quotes. Bonus points if you can use them in a conversation today.

1) "Ja Rule? Why was he there? Put me to sleep. But Ashanti's a bad motherfu**ker."
2) "I get chills just hearing you say those lyrics."
3) "KRS-ONE, he freestyled instead of doing a verse. He's a teacher, you know what he taught me? Stay home if you don't feel like doing shit."
4) On how Rick Ross smelled after his performance: "He smelled like hot bacon and grease / Like a bacon and shit biscuit / Like spiced ham."
5) And, of course, "Russell Simmons is a bad motherfu**er."